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/* ponder.js
Code was created by C. Eton. Statement author unknown.
Only 1 item need to be edited:
1. The Statements array variable.
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// List the statements to display. Add statements as necessary.
var Statements = new Array(
'I can\'t go to Spurs any more it upsets me too much\.
Skinny and Fat Paul Gascoigne\. ',
'I am going to make this the greatest club in the world\.
You succeeded Mr Chapman\. ',
'That\'s bread and butter straight down the goalkeeper\'s throat\.
Andy Gray\. ',
'It\'s super important to show your character\.
Cesc\'s Dad\. ',
'When you have ten pounds you don\'t spend eleven\.
Sir Wenger. ',
'I was formulated here\. Liam Brady\. ',
'I am unbeaten v Tottenham\, I love saying that\.
Thierry Henry\. ',
'I am big enough\. You can say that again\, Frank Lampard\. ',
'We are all in the same bucket\.
Robby Bobson\. ',
'We need to get that point as soon as possible\. The tooter the sweeter\.
Robby Bobson\. ',
'He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut\.
David Pleat\. ',
'There\'s Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is\.
David Pleat\. ',
'Keep up your reputation for sportsmanship\. Don\'t barrack the referee\.
Tom Whittaker\. ',
'With a great name like ours only success is good enough\.
Don Howe\. ',
'We are going for the double\.
Frank McLintock 1971\.',
'There is no way we were going to be beaten\.
Bertie Mee Post \'71 WHL\.',
'My first football memory was Charlie George\'sgoal in 1971\.
Paul Davis\.',
'The first man in a tackle never gets hurt\.
Wilf Copping\.',
'As far as I am concerned Tony Adams in like the Empire State Building\.
Ian Wright\.',
'I play on the right\, Tony on the left and we\'ll deal with anyone\.
Martin Keown\.',
'The star of the season was the squad\.
Arsene Wenger\.',
'I\'ve never been a goalscorer\, only own goals\. Good own goals\.
Steve Bould\.',
'If you selected a team of nice people\, David Rocastle would be captain\.
David \'O Leary\.',
'Sunderland\! It\'s there\! I swear I do not believe it\!\.
Peter Jones \'79 Cup Final\.',
'Happy those who can remain at Highbury\.
Jane Austen\.',
'We all want to be the best and I believe I can be the best with Arsenal. \.
Arsene Wenger\.',
'I love wearing my Arsenal shirt and I get a very special feeling every time\.
Thierry Henry\.',
'I want to explode with Arsenal\.
Sylvain Wiltord\.',
'Second in the league might be enough somewhere else\, but not at Arsenal\.
Martin Keown\.',
'Marriage usually stabilises\.
It gives players a natural discipline - they have to go home\. AW\.',
'If you lose hope or lose belief\, you might as well get out of football\.
George Graham\.',
'I supported Chelsea\, but my Dad was a big Arsenal fan so I went to Arsenal\.
The Merse\.',
'To play for the club you support is a dream come true\.
Ashley Cole\.',
'Only the players are important\, I am not important\.
Bertie Mee\.',
'I would never play in England in another shirt other than Arsenals \.
Patrick Vieira\.',
'I like to do my tricks and when I see the keeper\, I have to take him on\.
Kanu\.',
'Kanu is Kanu\, he is the man\.
Thierry Henry\.',
'All that was on my mind was Bruce Grobelaar\.
Michael Thomas\, 1989\.',
'I have not a single bad word to say for The Arsenal \- it is a great club\.
Charlie Nicholas\.',
'A move like this only happens once in a lifetime\.
Clive Allen\.',
'Look at that\. Look at that\.
John Motson on Liam Bradys goal at White Hart Lane\.',
'Ian Wright Wright Wright\, so good they named him thrice\.
Jonathan Pearce\.',
'To me he will always be the Romford Pele\.
Overmars on Parlour\.',
'Petit borrowed cash from Alan Sugar to take a cab to Highbury and sign for Arsenal\.
The Sun\.',
'Sometimes there is nothing better in life than being a Gooner\.
Kevin Campbell\.',
'He has given us unbelievable belief\.
Paul Merson on Arsene Wenger\.',
'Arsene who\?\.
Daily Express Journalist\.',
'To be mentioned in the same breath as Cliff Bastin and Ted Drake is a great honour\.
Ian Wright\.',
'If Ryan Giggs is worth \£20m\, then Dennis Bergkamp is worth \£100m\.
Marco van Basten\.',
'Other clubs never came into my mind when I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me\.
Dennis Bergkamp\.',
'Robert Pires was quick to emphasise that he is not Marc Overmars\.
Lee Dixon\.'
);
/*
GetStatement( ) is the primary function. It assumes the following:
1. The HTML file contains a form named "statementform".
2. Within the statement form, there is a textarea or textbox named "statement". */
function GetStatement(outputtype) //modified by javascriptkit.com to either write out result or set innerHTML prop
{
if(++Number > Statements.length - 1) Number = 0;
if (outputtype==0)
document.write(Statements[Number])
else if (document.getElementById)
document.getElementById("ponder").innerHTML=Statements[Number];
}
// The GetRandomNumber( ) function extracts a random number within a given range.
function GetRandomNumber(lbound, ubound)
{
return (Math.floor(Math.random() * (ubound - lbound)) + lbound);
}
// The Number variable keeps track of which statement to display. It will start at a random point.
var Number = GetRandomNumber(0, Statements.length - 1);